Sugar Glass…

Sugar Glass… after the break…

Sugar Glass…

Dear soccer (aka “football,” aka “futbol”) players,

Sugar Glass: Your legs are not made out of it. Stop acting as though your leg has been amputated by a rusty machete every time you take a dive to the ground. It’s embarrassing. Even horses roll their eyes when they watch your reactions to supposed leg injuries. If you really are that fragile… Take up bowling. Or curling. Or needlepoint. Crochet. Finger painting… with edible paint because no one wants any of you to get food poisoning.

Seriously, though… If everyone is getting that severely injured all of the time when playing soccer, perhaps all of you should start wearing some protective padding… Like what Americans do with their version of football.

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