Very Specific Advice – Stay Off The Phone…

Very Specific Advice – Stay Off The Phone… after the break…

Very Specific Advice – Stay Off The Phone…

Dear Idiot B**ch On Your Cellphone While Driving the Black GMC SUV,

Golly, that must have been an important phone call. That phone call was so important that you did not realize that you were in the wrong lane and had to suddenly switch lanes in order to get onto the on-ramp.

Can you imagine all of the hardship that would have happened had you sideswiped me? That nearly happened today and I’m guessing that it nearly happened because you were too busy on your cellphone while you were driving to realize that you were in the wrong lane until the very last possible moment. Unfortunately, I have dealt with people like yourself in the past and know that part of my survival is in making very fast decisions. Today’s very fast decision to speed up quickly saved both of us a lot of grief. You’re welcome.

So, dear readers, let me please impress upon you these simple words of advice – If you are driving, you are not talking on your cellphone (hands-free, not hands-free, it doesn’t matter). If you are on your cellphone, you are not driving. See? Simple. It’s sort of like “If you are sober, then you may drive; If you are not sober, then you may not drive.”

Think you can handle that? I know you can.

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