Weekend Edition…

recession sob stories, nifskope, michael phelps & the 200m bong race, wall-e shut out, anime & large weapons all after the break…

recession sob stories…

ok, let’s get something straight – if i read one more story that sounds even remotely close to this…

such-and-such used to have a $370,000 dollar a year job kissing gold bars while polishing them. now, after the recession hit, that person is making less then $12,000 a year delivering pizzas in war-zones while riding a child’s tricycle…

…i’m going to reach into the damn internet & strangle the fcuking i-reporter or e-reporter or whatever those self-important generation-y blog-reporting motherfcukers want to call themselves.

you know, here’s the reality – i don’t give a siht about wealthy people suffering, ok?! odds are, not many other people do, either. you know, most of us make next to nothing while working our fcuking a$$es off while the managers & those a$$holes take hour-long plus lunches, three or four fifteen minute breaks to smoke their cigarettes, bullsiht with their friends about their favorite shade of nail polish on company time & consider two meetings in a row as heavy labor.

fcuk you!

now, thanks to the economy, we’re making even less & the fcuking media has the balls to give us stories like…

john doe used to make $600 dollars an hour rubber stamping blank documents while getting bjs under the desk from any number of former national league football cheerleaders. but now that the economy has tanked, he’s only making $17 dollars an hour sifting through raw sewage using only his tongue…

sympathy? none!

nifskope…

nifskope is nifty. it allows you to open up models from the video game “oblivion” & alter them.

nifty. nifty nikskope.

michael phelps & the 200m bong race…

really.

you know, i don’t know if this story is true. it may all be one huge lie. however, just to recap – michael phelps, the winner of who-knows-how-many gold medals at the 2008 summer olympics, was observed at a party using a bong & not exactly being a “n00b” about it either. his aides, apparently, tried to kill the story & couldn’t.

you know… you won, what? 10 gold medals? 8? i can’t remember. it was something. you were a genuine american success story. all you had to do was keep quiet & the money would roll in like a tidal wave.

nah. couldn’t do it. had to hit the bong like all the other “generation y” deadheads. couldn’t be a positive role model.

you know, even obama recognizes that you can’t smoke normal cigarettes as president, nevermind the wacky variety. 8 gold medals ain’t going to shield you from the dea, mikey. they’re just going to be another weird & wild addition to the evidence locker, that’s all.

do us all a favor now & turn yourself into a trivial pursuit card, ok? 8 gold medals. you achieved it. i didn’t. now get lost. bye-bye.

wall-e shut out…

wow. i just don’t know what to write at this moment.

the animated movie “wall-e” from pixar/disney, got it’s bolts handed to it by dreamworks’ “kung-fu panda” at the animation equivalent of the oscars. wall-e was shut out & kung-fu panda swept every single category it was nominated in.

wow.

i guess animation enthusiasts can be dunces sometimes.

wow.

anime & large weapons…

ok… i give up. what is the deal with having all of these grotesquely huge weapons in anime? i mean, really… some of those swords are larger then the people carrying them. is anyone trying to compensate for something? i wonder…

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