our foreign overlords…

our foreign overlords after the break…

our foreign overlords…

i was “this close” to writing something about how people look so stupid for trashing the star wars prequels but i thought better of it because, let’s face it, those people are already beyond hope.

so, instead, i’m going to talk about our foreign overlords.

let’s start with merry ol’ england. supposedly, there’s been a rash of deadly knife attacks in england. first off, will europe please stop encroaching on our turf? we, america, are supposed to be the violent nation! didn’t you guys ever get the memo?! we’re supposed to be all violent & reckless so that you guys have something to laugh at!

fine! have your little knife attacks! see if we care! but don’t come begging to us when your precious, “europe is so safe & peaceful & socialist” act falls on deaf ears. knives… you know, the least you could do is upgrade to muskets…

if there’s one nation that deserves a huge round of applause for no good reason it’s china. in a couple of days, they host the olympics & the olympics, quite frankly, is highly overrated. really, no one watches them here. of course, america is a big place & someone is bound to be a fanatic of anything over here but… really, this is just another case of the olympics being over before they’ve even begun. thanks for being half a world away… again. nothing like having the actual foot race at 3 am & then having nbc go all “will so-and-so win the race… that happened about 12 hours ago…” for about 12 hours afterwards even though anyone with an internet connection (or just watching the espn news crawl at the bottom of the screen) will know instantly who won & how.

out of curiosity, has anyone kept track of how many athletes have had to drop out because of doping issues? the soviet union, i mean, russia, supposedly had a bit of a problem with a few of it’s athletes today.

how crappy is your currency if you have to knock out 10 zeroes in order to fight hyper-inflation? yeah, i’m talking to you, zimbabwe…

i’m too tired to write any more. have a nice day.

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