i’ve got nothing to write…

i’ve got nothing to write & the whizzball report all after the break…

i’ve got nothing to write…

so many stupid little topics… where to begin…

  • lesbian lindsey lohan… is she…? isn’t she…? verdict – who cares. she’s been free-falling for so long, i wouldn’t be surprised if she decides to have a sex change operation. yesterday’s news.
  • lesbian ellen page… is she…? isn’t she…? verdict – see above. i guess the internet really likes sticking it (no pun intended) to this gal. she’s not exactly helping herself out, though. personally, i couldn’t care less. i have no clue who she is.
  • pregnant hollywood btiches… has she…? if you’re following this whole news trend of when some hollywood actress gives birth, you need yourself a new hobby. they’re actresses, not royalty. if you can’t tell them apart, my advice to you is to seek professional help pronto. go now in peace. actually, truth be told, i’m morbidly curious to see how all the little turds will turn out when they reach 20 or so years of age to see which ones did & didn’t avoid the typical pitfalls of hollywood (booze, drugs, aids, jail time, etc.). of course, by then, i’ll be too old to care, so what difference will it make?
  • phoenix… nasa successfully landed a new tinkertoy on mars. finally, some good news.
  • that’s all i’ve got.

the whizzball report…

coming soon.

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